Monday, 10 July 2023

Bristol to Tiverton




 Bristol to Glastonbury Sunday 8th July



Malcolm had kindly agreed , possibly in a moment of madness which he is prone to on occasions, to drive me to Bristol to start the final leg of my JOGLE tour. He had also agreed to pick me up in Lands End in a week, so never one to look a gift horse in the mouth, I gleefully accepted his offer! 

We left Lancing at 0530 in the morning and before setting off, feasted on bacon butties which Malcolm had prepared the night before. My departure point in Bristol was Edemo Bikes in The Paintworks, my bike’s spiritual home and where it gets serviced rather frequently! 





Waving farewell I followed NCR3 out of the city and headed for Chew Valley Lake before the steep climb up to Priddy in the Mendip Hills where I stumbled across a folk festival! Ignoring the beer tent I opted for a coffee and a mooch round. The Morris dancers were a man down for their lunchtime performance but with time pressing, I had to decline their kind offer to join them.

A very steep descent to Wookey Hole didn’t allow me time to explore the natural limestone caverns but I did take time to stop in Wells, England’s smallest city and first Methodist circuit to one Reverend Joseph Dennis Cope in 1950. As a young Minister starting his career he befriended a local Dairy farmer and Methodist Local preacher by the name of  Michael Eavis… ring a bell? 


Whilst listening to the cricket overlooking Wells Cathedral I was approached by an American gentleman who was admiring my bike so when he asked me where I’d cycled from, rather than saying Bristol , I thought I’d impress him so said John O’Groats . He had no idea where that was … so deflated, I headed for Glastonbury , losing a glove en route to add insult to injury. 

Glastonbury to Tiverton Monday 10th July

A hearty breakfast was consumed although I have to say the bacon was a little underdone! The route followed NCR 3 along the flat marches between Glastonbury and Bridgewater. The wind had strengthened and I now realised why most sensible people cycling the End to End , start at Lands End due to the SW prevailing winds! 
Just outside Bridgewater I met a young couple from London who were starting their LEJOG. They kindly reminded me that the hilly bits were yet to come ! 

Bridgwater to Taunton was a breeze… mainly into my face! So I stopped to glimpse some cricket as I passed the Joel Gardener Gates in Taunton. Somerset we’re not doing very well, 44 for 4 according to some passing youths as I peered through the gates! 


Shortly after this the rain started! Drizzly and ever pervading so the high hedges offered me a little protection as I scooted along the canal tow paths to eventually arrive in Tiverton. 


Staying in the Tiverton Hotel & Lounge I bumped into a couple of guys in their 70’s who were doing LEJOG, on their way to the bar… I was tempted to join them but tomorrow’s another big day! 



Monday, 22 May 2023

Bristol to Llantwit Major

Bristol Saturday Rest Day








So as they say, there is no rest for the wicked and as such, after eating our freshly baked croissants by the pool we set out for a little bike ride taking in some of the local beauty spots  First port of call was the decommissioned nuclear power station at Oldbury, followed  by the Picnic site at Sharpness Docks. Not a lot there  really and Sharpness village didn’t fare much better, best described as a one horse town where the horse has ###### off. Eventually we found a pub for some liquid refreshment and a spot of lunch.

We navigated our way back to Villa Olli via the White Hart in Olveston where we encountered some proper cyclists who had just cycled from Hay on Wye  a mere 90km away. 
Another hot tub and drinks session was followed by a superb meal of Boeuf Bourguinon cooked by our very own hostess. The evening got a little hazy after all the exertions of the day so bed seemed a good option at midnight.

Bristol to Newport Sunday





I knew at some point I would need to make a decision as to whether to continue to Lands End or break off and make my way home. I hadn’t arranged any transport back from Lands End and with another up and coming Bank Holiday weekend it would be difficult for me to find accommodation and to get home in time  for me to head off to Majorca with Sue , if I continued. So I made the decision to ride home with the intention to complete the last section from Bristol to Lands End later in the year. The weekend had been a fitting end to the journey so far and Richard, Sanna & Einar’s generosity in arranging it, was quite simply, overwhelming. So a massive thanks to them! 
We bid each other farewell and Einar high tailed it back to Highgate whilst Richard , Sanna & I made our way to Chepstow. They got there before me strangely enough as their electric car goes faster than my electric bike. 


A quick drink in Chepstow and they headed back to Liphook whilst I struck out for Newport. Of all the towns and cities that I’ve visited on this trip, Newport must take the dubious accolade of being my least favourite. Why? Knob head young drivers in high powered cars trying to race each other on public roads and weed smelling hooded youths hurtling about streets on motorbikes pulling wheelies without any helmets, to name just two reasons … oh and the burnt out caravan at the side of the A 48 and… the list is endless… thank goodness for the sanctuary of the Premier Inn! 


Newport to Llantwit Major Monday



The A48 is not the place to be in the rush hour on a Monday morning but I had little choice. Squeezing in between the taxis and the busses was like taking part in the Whacky Races. It was with relief that I made it to Culverhouse Cross and the relative safety of the Vale of Glamorgan, I was nearly home.  Time to pop in to the Racetrack Cafe for some breakfast where the regular motorcyclists had shown great interest in my trip before I left  3 weeks ago. So I'd made it... and according to my tracking app...80.5 hours cycling, 1442kms covered and 11,910m ascended. Other stats of significance...no punctures, one whole day of rain, one afternoon of rain and one morning of rain, one electrical switch issue and one falling off incident!




I've now got to decide when to do the last leg from Bristol to Lands End and figure a way of getting back. The highlights of this trip have been many, the scenery, the friends who have cycled with me or accommodated me and the freedom of the open roads. And of course a special thanks to Sue for letting me be away for 3 weeks... although I secretly suspect she enjoyed a tidy house.

TBC








Saturday, 20 May 2023

Stourport to Bristol





 Stourport to Cheltenham Thursday



I left the Angel Inn in Stourport having slept well… no flashing lights in my room! My route to Cheltenham took me onto NCR 45 which had contributed to my mud covering and falling off episodes of the previous day, so it was with some degree of trepidation that I started turning the pedals for another day in the saddle. Still, the sun was shining and it was warm and the morning’s ride through the lanes and byways of Worcestershire was very pleasant. I stopped briefly in Droitwich Spa for the sustenance of a bacon butty before heading off through Worcester. Worcester was not paved in gold but at least the Cycleways through the town were paved and well sign posted. Shortly after Worcester I had 2 encounters with two pairs of cyclists who were also doing the End to End ride, but the other way round. They were LEJOGers as opposed to me who is JOGLEr! One of the couples were Australian and had flown over specifically to do the ride. Both in their 70’s , they had allowed themselves 41 days! We shared our experiences thus far and wished each other safe journeys before cycling off, them north and me south.


The afternoon life got more difficult again after I left the pretty market town of Tewkesbury. Road closures meant detours, lengthening my day and muddy single track sections, which I avoided also led to detours. 

The buzz of traffic from the M5 was never very far away and with the familiar sight of the Malvern hills in the distance was a reminder of just how far I’d come in 18 days.




As a result of the detours the final 10km were cycled on busy main roads with several impatient drivers overtaking perilously close to me… I now know how Prince Harry must feel being chased through New York by the papperazzi. 

The Premier Inn on the northern outskirts of Cheltenham was eventually located after an argument with my satnav! Thank goodness for Google Maps. 


Cheltenham to Bristol Friday



What a great cycle! I was looking forward to catching up with the Liphook Loafer and the Highgate Viking for the weekend and the ride to Villa Olli where we would be staying, was the icing on the cake. Admittedly I got a little lost in Gloucester but once I was back on the route, the cycling was nice and easy. Flat, with the sun shining again, I followed the Gloucester and Sharpness canal which has a proliferation of swing bridges that are manned to allow larger vessels to pass up or down to the River Severn at Sharpness. 



Passing through  Frampton on Severn and Berkeley, I arrived at the Villa to be greeted & filmed by the Loafer! 



The Villa or converted barn is fantastic. Swimming pool, hot tub, pool table and every conceivable gadget that you could want. Dinner was even cooked for us by our host, Olivia, a charming French lady from Brittany. 

A lounge in the hot tub with a large glass of something red was a fitting end to a perfect day. 

Wednesday, 17 May 2023

Northwich to Stourport





Northwich to Newport Tuesday



 




Mike & Tina were as usual , wonderful hosts! Fed, watered and wearing clean clothes I headed off passing the Anderson Boat lift in the direction of Winsford. First obstacle of the day… the cycle path was closed…

So a 5km detour eventually got me into Winsfordand across the River Weaver. The cycling was fantastic… small flat back roads, great scenery and a following wind so by the time I reached Nantwich I was well ahead of  schedule. Market Drayton proved to be a rich source of supplies and within an hour I was pulling in to the Premier Inn. Another schoolboy error had led me to book the hotel for the wrong date so by the time I’d amended my booking, the price had doubled! But every cloud has etc… so a big shout out to Wayne from Premier Inn reception who sorted my mess out for me! 



Newport to Stourport on Severn Wednesday

After a bad night in the PI Newport I felt I was due for a little luck…it was not to be. Premier Inn’s signature colour is purple & for those who have stayed in their hotels will know that the light behind the bed glows purple when switched on. Not in room 26… it flashes at 30 second intervals but only after 0230 ! I left in a huff and stopped just before Telford at a McDonalds to write a stiff letter of complaint on cardboard. 

My route basically followed the River Severn southwards through Telford, Bridgnorth, Bewdley and onto Stourport. NCR 45 is a great route up to a point but with fully laden panniers at times it became very trying! At one stage trying to get back on route I ploughed my way through thick wet clay which clogged up my shoes, wheels and any thing else it decided to get its claws into! I also fell off… No injuries fortunately, only a dented pride. 





Arriving  at the Angel Inn in Stourport on Severn I was greeted by mine host, Mark! A more hospitable and generous landlord one could ever hope to meet! He supplied me with a bucket, a brush and a hosepipe to clean the bike and most importantly a pint! 

It’s been probably the most testing of days today but the route from Shropshire into  Worcestershire has been generally flat with a lot of gravel tracks and paths and the added bonus of remaining dry! 



Monday, 15 May 2023

Langholm to Northwich









 



Having the heating on for most of the night in my room had solved the problem of wet clothes but trying to sleep in a sauna is not conducive for a peaceful nights rest. The route out of Langholm seemed to be mostly uphill. Once I reached the plateau I made good progress and was looking forward to crossing from Scotland into England. Passport control was not going to be a bother and I was anticipating the large signs informing me that I was leaving Scotland and entering the land of my birth..So it came as somewhat of a disappointment that as I flashed down a hill and crossed a bridge, I caught a glimpse of a dirty white sign that read, WELCOME TO CUMBRIA. Deflated , I pushed on to the walled city of Carlisle, its castle dominating the skyline. Weaving my way through the city I soon was on NCR7 but after a couple of kilometres my way was blocked by gas pipes being laid so a detour was necessary. 



A short refuelling stop in Raughtonhead and I was soon string in Penrith to be welcomed at the Wayfarers Hostel in a leafy suburb of the town. The hostel was very comfortable and had the added bonus of being very close to a Booths supermarket. 



For those readers not familiar with the shops north of Watford Gap, Booths is posh version of Waitrose and can be found in such delightful small towns such as Ilkley and Penrith! 

I spent the evening in the kitchen talking to Anita and Denise. Denise was visiting a friend and was about to set off on a cafe crawl with said friend. It’s a bit like a pub crawl though I suspect there’s more coffee and cake involved. Anita was a German teacher who was cycling around the north of England and Scotland and was taking 3 months off her job. We swapped tales of derring do and our own adventures until my eyelids started to droop… time to retire to my en suite room…and avoid the snoring from the mixed dorm above me! 


Penrith to Morecambe Saturday 

The sun was shining for what was to be one of the best days of cycling so far. The destination was Morecambe a mere 50 miles away. The first dilemma was where to have breakfast so I opted for Booths Cafe. In hindsight, leaving my rucksack in the cafe was a schoolboy error, which could have been worse had I packed it with essential things like my credit cards. It wasn’t until I’d reached Kendal where I’d decided to stop to take in the view that I realised that the it was missing. The upshot was I phoned the store , spoke to the manager and , yes they had found it and would send it to my home address, free of charge! So a big shout out to BOOTHS of Penrith. I did suggest to the Manager that it wasn’t necessary to send back the banana that was in the 

The ride was fantastic, great views climbing up from Penrith to Shap and a roller coaster descent into Kendal. Onward along through Carnforth and the views over Morecambe bay to the fells of the Lake District, all made for wonderful day’s cycling. 





Sipping my well earned pint in the Best Western Hotel overlooking the bay I was looking forward to an early night and the Eurovision Song Contest!


Morecambe to Northwich Sunday

This was the longest day so far. I was heading for Northwich to stay with friends Mike & Tina. I was keen to get most of this section of JOGLE done quickly as most of the guide books I’d read suggested that the North West of England is not the most scenic of rides! 

I made an early start as I was keen to avoid traffic as the route I’d planned was mostly on roads. The first section was along the Cycleway that links Morecambe and Lancaster.  My route took me right through the middle of the town and out passed the University halls of residence, where I glimpsed a few bleary eyed students making their way home , obviously they’d been celebrating Sweden’s success in Eurovision. From Lancaster it was mainly cycling on the A6 which runs parallel for large parts of the M6, so if the noise of the traffic on the motorway wasn’t deafening you, the roar of motorbikes on the A6 would get you! I stopped in Garstang for a healthy fry up and then headed for Preston, again cycling right through the middle of the town where I witnessed one of my favourite jokes… a guy standing on a street corner wearing a Stetson singing a Dolly Parton cover version… he was that #### from Preston. After Preston came Leyland, Chorley and Wigan and I crossed the River Mersey and the Manchester ship canal at Warrington. The roads were busy and generally  the motorists were careful and courteous to those of us out on bikes.

By the time I reached Mike & Tina’s house my legs were flagging and my knees were sore so a welcome glass of something thirst quenching in their garden overlooking the canal was most welcome. 

Tomorrow is a rest day and a chance to catch up with M&T and do some washing and clean the trusty steed. 


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